ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Purple Blurple

One day while Jonny was in class, his friend dared him to ask what a purple...

You Might be From...

1. You can name everyone you graduated with 2. You get a whiff of manure...

You might be a...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse...

DINING OUT 1.

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and...

My teacher...

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said “at the end of this ruler is...

Calculator Joke

Enter this old elementary school story onto your calculator fun a cheap laugh...

We have new babies

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the...

From the South,...

People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent. Me: I know, my...

A Father and his...

The son notices that condoms are sold in different numbers per pack, so he...

School is like a...

long and hard, unless your Asian!