[Election 2016] A pretty girl, Santa Clause, and the most popular kid from your high school walk into a bar. They all offer you a drink and their friendship. Who do you choose?

You first choose the pretty girl. You find out you have a lot in common, shes just like your last best friend, and as a bonus, you can cross the first girl to have ever bought you a drink off you list!. But then you realize something: She put the drink on your tab, and shes got BAGGAGE! You find out she's in a shitty marriage, probably has a criminal record that she seems to think is no big deal, a laundry list of failed friendships, and all those things you "had in common" were a product of her agreeing with everything you said. You realize this was a bad idea, so you move onto Santa Clause.

Santa promises to make your dreams come true. That debt you have? Gone. All those problems? Gone. Great! you've finally made a friend you can count on! While he wasn't lying about WANTING to help with all of that, you remember that Santa isn't real, and figure out Santa is actually the owner of the bar. He's now offered you free drinks all night but after having a few, you get a check. Confused, you look at it and see that the drinks were actually free, but he instead is charging you the tax on the drink, a delayed cover charge, a "convenience" fee, a pouring fee, and a delivery fee. Next thing you know, your free drinks actually cost you more than if you had just bought them. You realize there's more to pay for free than not, so you say no thanks, and approach the popular guy.

Wow this guy is cool! And he wants to be YOUR friend?! NO WAY! Now you have a rich and cool friend! Friendship should come easy to him, considering he has so much money, right?! Yeah, sure, he thinks the people in the corner with the funny hats and the stupid accents should be escorted out. Sure, he talks shit about everybody you know, but that's just his ego, right? There's no way he would talk about you behind your back! Not you! He's the one who asked you, remember? Then you realize all of your best friends have stopped talking to you. Even your business colleagues have ceased relations with you. You're not taken seriously anymore, and even worse off, the cool dude isn't hitting you up anymore to hang out. He doesn't reply to your texts or calls. You're left with the memory of a fun ride, and that's about it. You've sacrificed your friendships for money and fame, and you got none of that.

So who would you take a drink from?

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