The officer says "sir. You were doing 65 in a 45".
Old lady in the passenger seat says "What did he say?"
Man says "he said I was speeding"
Officer says "I'm gonna have to issue you a citation."
Old lady, "what did he say?"
Man "he's giving me a ticket"
As the officer is filling out his paperwork he notices the couple is from Cornhusker, Iowa. Officer says "I've been there. Worst piece of ass I ever had, I got there."
Old lady, "what did he say?"
Old man "He thinks he knows you."
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