Einstein: Let's make a contest. I'll ask you a question, if you don't know the answer you give me $1. Then you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you $1000.
Mr. Bean accepts.
Einstein: What's the basic of quantum physics?
Mr. Bean: ???? - gives Einstein $1.
Einstein: Ok your turn now.
Mr. Bean: What has four legs while crossing the street, five legs when sitting down and two legs while flying?
Einstein: ???? - gives Mr. Bean $1000.
Einstein: But what was the answer?
Mr. Bean: ???? - gives Einstein $1.
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