After countless hours of physical studies,Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Newton tells Einstein to count to 50. As soon as Einstein starts counting Pascal instantly runs and hide behind a large bush. Meanwhile Newton still thinking about physics he decides to draw a square metre on the ground with a stick right in front of Einstein.
Einstein finishes counting to 50, opens his eyes and sighs as he says to Newton, "Newton why do you never have fun. It's called hide and seek. You know, you need to hide so I can find you".
Newton replies you haven't found Newton at all. In fact you have found Pascal. Newton on a square metre is Pascal so you have not found Newton at all.
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