It's Einstein's turn to seek, so he closes his eyes and counts starts counting to ten. "1, 2, 3..."
Pascal runs away to hide. Newton makes a metre by metre square on the ground with a stick and stands on it.
Einstein finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees Newton standing in front of him. "You're it Newton. I found you!!" Einstein said.
To which Newton replies "No you didn't. You found Pascal".
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