homeless man holds up sign. kiosk owner pulls over says "come work for me selling tooth brushes in the mall". first day homeless man doesn't sell any. owner says "you get one more chance to sell some, tomorrow". next day at the end of his shift owner checks up on homeless guy. he sold all the tooth brushes. owner says "how did you do it?". homeless guy pulls out a tray of cookies. owner tries a cookie and spits it out quickly. owner says " it taste like shit!" homeless man says "it is shit would you like to buy a tooth brush?"
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