1.You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
2.You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.
3.You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
4.You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.
5.People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.
6.No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now
scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
7.You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names
of all seven Dwarfs.
8.The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin
Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
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