The cannibal father decided that it was time that junior was to participate in the gathering of food. After a long walk, they come across an unsuspecting missionary. The father cannibal admonishes junior, and says, "As this is your first time out, you start at the feet, and I'll start at the head. BUT, remember, you must eat slowly so you don't get sick ."
" Okay dad," replies junior.
A few minutes after they start eating, the father asks junior, "How's it going junior, are you okay?"
"Yes dad," replies junior, " I'm having a ball."
"Darn it junior," bemoans the father, " I told you to eat slowly."
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