A Chinese family of four was eating fried rice for dinner.
As always, the half-blind father was last.
Thinking that nobody will care if he throws his food out, he does so, as he sees an empty garbage can.
The next morning his wife says to him:
"Honey, while you were eating dinner I took the garbage out, and now some ee-diot left crap in the box. Please clean it up"
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