A priest, A rabbi and a Monk were flying across the pacific in a plane full of orphan children headed for the states. Halfway across the ocean the pilot and copilot run into the cabin, tell the three holy men that the plane is almost out of fuel and will soon crash into the ocean, they grab two parachutes and jump out of the plane. There are only three parachutes left.
The monk puts on one of the parachutes and runs for the open door, shouting "Save the children."
The rabbi grabs one of the parachutes and runs for the door.
The priest shouts after him. "What about the children?"
The rabbi shouts "Fuck the children" and jumps to safety.
The priest stands there undecided and says "Do I have time for that?"
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