Wife returns home late and says to her husband:
- You know, hon, I've just been raped!
- Eat a lemon.
The following evening:
- Hey hon, I've just been raped!
- Eat a lemon.
And the next evening:
- Hon, I've been raped again!
- Eat a lemon.
- Why the hell have you been telling me to eat a lemon, god damnit?
- I can't stand seeing your happy face.
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