So this actually happened a few mins ago and i thought it was funny and that I'd share it. Pardon my terrible sense of humour.
My family was having a conversation about who was coming for dinner this weekend, and who was coming over tonight. My dad's dad recently died and hes dealing with it really well.
Dad: it's us and the surviving grandparents, so mom's parents and grandma J with us makes 7.
Brother: just 7?
Dad: yeah I don't think my dad's gonna make it.
Me: really? I didn't think he'd miss a family meal for the life of him!
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