The priest asks the shiekh, "hey, so, I know you're not allowed to, but, have you ever had pork before?"
The shiekh admits, "Yea, once, when I was young."
"Man, you're really missing out!"
"Yea, I know." He then asks the priest, "hey, I know you're not allowed to, but, ever had pussy before?"
"Yea, once, also when I was young," the priest replies.
"Beats pork, huh?"
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