One says " you know the funny thing about skyscrapers; if you take a sheet of plywood and jump off the top, you can use it to glide back in to a lower floor."
" That's a lie" says another builder.
" no, seriously, watch!" He grabs the sheet of wood and jumps off. he safely glides back into the building four floors down Then heads back up to the roof.
"I have to try this!" Yelled the other builder. And he grabs the wood and jumps... And falls to his death.
The foreman comes up and looks at the first builder.
"That's the 12 one this week that you've done that too. You're FIRED! Grab your gear and go home superman!"
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