A couple decides to take their 8 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy is walking along the beach, he notices that some of the girls have bigger breasts than his mother.
He asks, "Mommy, why are theirs bigger than yours?" to which she replies, "Don't worry son. The bigger they are, the dumber the person is."
Satisfied, the boy returns to playing in the ocean. Shortly afterwards, he runs back to his mother asking, "Mommy. Why are some of the guys wee wees bigger than Daddy's?" to which she again explains, "Oh, honey. The bigger it is, the dumber the person."
Again satisfied with the answer he returns to play in the ocean. A few minutes go by before he comes running back to his mother. "Mommy! Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl in the ocean... and the more he talks, the dumber he gets!"
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