sexist jokes about men

**What a Man Means When he says . .**

I’m hungry – I’m hungry.

I’m tired – I’m tired.

Do you want to go to see a film? – I would like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? – I would like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? – I would like to have sex with you.

Would you like to dance? – I would like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! – Nice tits!

You look tense, let me give you a massage – I would like to have sex with you, but first I want you to take your clothes off so I can fondle you.

What’s wrong? – I don’t see why you’re making such a big fucking deal about a bit of a fondle.

What’s wrong? – What meaningless self-inflicted stupid psychological trauma are you going through now?

What’s wrong? – Damn, guess sex is out of the question tonight .

I’m bored – Do you want to have sex or not?

I love you – I want it NOW!

I love you, too – Okay I’ve said it, so can we please have sex NOW!?

Yes, I like what you have done with your hair – I liked it better before.

Yes, I like what you have done with your hair – £30 and it doesn’t look
that much different!

Let’s talk – I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? – I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other
men.

I like that dress better – For fuck’s sake, just buy any dress and let’s go
home!

I don’t think that top and that skirt go well together – I am gay.