After a good orgy that involved many concubines and plenty of mead a Roman citizen hops on his carriage speeding like a madman trying to get home, a centurion noticed him and pooled him over.
''Sir, are you drunk while driving? ''
"That's absurd, how dare you accuse me! "
"Alright sir I'll let you go if you tell me right now how many are these." The centurion raised two fingers.✌
"Five."
"Alright you may go."
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