A drunk gets into the back of a cab and the driver starts heading down the street. The drunk asks the cabbie, "hey Mac- do you have room up front for a six pack of beer and a pepperoni pizza?" The driver says "sure." The drunk goes "BLLLECCCCHHHHH."
(It works much better verbally.)
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