Drunk Guy at a bar

In the middle of a large city sits a bar on the top floor of the city's tallest building.

In the bar there are several people drinking, having a good time.

One guy is sitting at a table looking at his surroundings when he sees a man go up to the edge of the roof and jump off.

He yells at the bartender and the bartender tells him "don't worry he's been doing that all night, he'll be back"

The man sits there confused when sure enough the jumper returns completely unharmed.

The man sitting at the table runs up to the jumper and says "holy shit you're ok... how in the hell did you do that?"

The jumper looks at him and says "It's actually amazing I figured this out earlier today, all you have to do is take a couple shots of tequila, and then jump off the building. As you are falling the tequila will give you some help against gravity. You will stop right before you hit the ground."

The man looks at him and says "Well hell screw it I'm up for anything"

He grabs a couple shots of tequila, even though the bartender does not approve and proceeds to go to the side of the building and jump, few seconds later he hits the ground below and dies on impact..

The bartender looks down at the ground and then at the original jumper and says "damn it Superman you're a fucking asshole when you're drunk"