A man puts 4 peanuts in a basket. He decides he wants to put peanut butter on each peanuts. He then put peanut butter on 3 peanuts. The peanut who didn't get peanut butter goes "Hey why did you **skippy** me?" The man then hears the peanut and goes "Sorry, i will put some on you in a **jif**!"
[Btw, i came up with this joke at 1am while eating peanut butter]
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