Two drunk men were sitting on a park bench, grading women one afternoon. A decent looking girl walked by and one says, "That girl is a solid 6, for sure." The other man says "No way man, she's a one, maybe 1.5." Another lady comes by, real pretty, and the first guy says "Man she's definitely a 8 or 8.5." The other man replies, "you're crazy, she's a 3, no doubt about it." Well here comes this angel in the flesh, most beautiful woman you've ever seen, and the one guy says "Man she's a ten! Prettiest girl I've ever seen!" The other one says, "Man you're high. She's a 6 if I've ever seen one" Well after that the one guy says, "What the hell kind of scale are you grading on, or are you just that drunk?" The other man says, "No! I'm grading on how many Clydesdales it would take to drag me off of those women."
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