A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence.
Ahrr, Jem, I could wish that was Anna Kournikova stuck in that fence like that," chortled one.
Jem replied "Well, I'm just wishing it was dark".
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