So a drunk driver is flying down the highway and a cop pulls him over. Before the cop can even tell the man anything, the drunk slurs to the officer,
"Officer you gotta help me! Are there 3 foot penguins?"
Shocked but obviously amused by the drunk he plays along.
"Yeah they get that big. But I pulled you over beca-"
"Ok but officer are there 4 foot penguins?"
"Yeah buddy they get that big, but you are clearly intoxicated and-"
"Ok ok ok, but here's the important part...are there 5 foot penguins"
The officer thinks for a moment,
"Nah they don't get that big buddy."
The man bursts into tears,
"Aw fuck! Okay...officer I think I just hit a nun."
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