"A couple get home from work, and turn on the news. As they sit down to watch, the program breaks to a story about how there's someone driving the wrong way down a motorway. The couple get worried as an elderly relative is coming to visit and they don't want her to get into an accident caused by a lunatic driving going the wrong way.
They get increasingly worried until there's a knock on the door, and lo and behold granny is there! The lady gives her a hug and says "Oh Granny, we were worried sick! There was an idiot driving the wrong way on the motorway and we thought they might have hit you!" The granny pulled out of the hug and exclaimed "One idiot?! Every bloody idiot was driving the wrong way!"
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