Dating Advice from a Rabbi

So it's Friday night in the synagogue and during the course of the service the rabbi standing at the pulpit is looking out over the back to the congregation. In the very back he sees a young man who's got his head in his hands for the entire service. He's very concerned about this so after the service is over he goes to the back and he recognizes the young man and the Rabbi says "Gerald, what seems to be the matter? You seem to be absolutely miserable." Gerald, forlorn, whimpers "I don't know what I'm going to do; I'm 29 years old and every time I bring a girl home to my mother she doesn't like her...I don't know what I'm going to do. So the Rabbi thanks for a minute, pulls on his beard and puts his hand on Gerald's shoulders and says "I've got! You need need to find a woman that looks like your mother, talks like your mother, and who dresses like your mother! This is gonna be okay." Gerald looks up he's got finally got hope for the first time in months and says “Rabbi, you're a genius I'm going to try it”. A few weeks later back in the service on Friday night the Rabbi is again looking around the congregation and in the back sees Gerald with his head in his hands and he looks worse than ever. After the service he goes down and asks “Gerald, what happened?” Gerald looks up and says “Rabbi I did exactly what you said: I found a woman who looks like my mother, who talks like my mother, who dresses like my mother, and she even cooks like my mother!” The Rabbi, now confused, says “so what’s the problem” to which Gerald responds “My father doesn't like her!”