A blind man, a deaf man, and a man without legs are strolling down the street. Men with guns in a decrepit car approach a house on the other side of the street and start firing their AKs at schoolchildren.
The deaf man turns to his friends and asks, "Did you hear that? There's been a drive-by shooting!"
The paraplegic man turns to the deaf man and proclaims, "I'll run after him!"
The blind man replies, "No need to. I got his license plate number."
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