It seems one day there was a Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan fishing in a boat in the middle of a lake. After a few hours, the Russian pulls out a brand new bottle of Vodka, takes one drink, then throws the bottle into the lake. When the others ask him about this, the Russian says "there is plenty of Vodka where I come from". A while later, the Mexican pulls out a new bottle of Tequila, takes one drink, then throws the bottle into the lake. When the others ask him about this, the Mexican says "there is plenty of Tequila where I come from". Another hour passes and then the Texan pulls out a new bottle of Lone-Star Beer, takes one drink, then throws the Mexican into the lake.
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