After waking up in the morning, a woman tells her husband, "I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace.
What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," the husband says with a smile.
The woman can hardly think of anything else all day, and she waits in anticipation for her husband to come home.
That evening, the man walks through the door carrying a small package.
Elated, the wife tears into the wrapping . . . and uncovers a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams".
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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