Un tipo toca a la puerta de una casa y responde un ni�o:
"Nene, �tu mam�?"
"Est� en el ba�o".
"Ah, �y tu pap�?"
"Tambi�n est� en el ba�o".
"�Crees qu� se demorar�n?"
"Creo que s�, porque me pidieron la vaselina y les pase el pegamento".
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