Don't talk during dinner!

A man is on his way to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents for the first time. She had already warned him that they are different and not to say one word during dinner, wait until after dinner to talk.
As he is walking to her house he sees a motorcycle for sale, it's used but the paint job is beautiful, likes it's brand new. He stops to talk to the owner about the bike. They talk for a while and agree on a price and as the man is leaving with his new motorcycle he asks the man he bought it from how he kept the paint so perfect.

The man tells him that everytime it rains he rubs a layer of vasoline on the paint and he hands him a bottle of it. So he puts it in his pocket and continues to his girlfriends house.


When he gets to his girlfriends house he sees dirty dishes piled everywhere! Piles on the porch, in the living room, on every flat surface. He asks his girlfriend "what in the hell is with all these dishes?". She tells him that her parents have a rule that whoever talks first during dinner has to do ALL the dishes.


So he sits down to dinner and no one says a word, total silence, he decides to have some fun with the situation.

He stands up, bends his girlfriend over the kitchen table and fucks her... Her parents look horrified but no one makes a sound.

He decides to see how far he can take this so he gets up again and this time picks up his girlfriend's mom throws her on the table and fucks her, still no one said a single word.

Astonished, he sits back down to finish his meal. He looks out the window and sees it's begining to rain, so he stands up to run outside and pulls the vasoline out of his pocket when his girlfriend's Dad shouted...

"Alright! Alright! Dont you come near me! I'll do the goddamn dishes!"