A burglar breaks into a kinky rich couples house while they are away. He knows they have a hi-tech safe, but his reconnaissance has been thorough, so he is confident.
He gets to the closet where the safe resides, the safe, upon sensing his presence asks "what is the safe word?"
The man, with a sly smile, responds "the safe word is don't stop."
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