Today is DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN ONE OMELET DAY. ***MARLAR: I understood the idea of not placing all of my eggs in one basket – but all of my eggs in one omelet? Like I’m going to use a dozen eggs for single breakfast item?
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