A boy and a girl were lovers, they lived in different cities that were 1000 miles apart. One day the girl checked the distance between them on Find my friends and surprisingly found out that the distance is decreasing.
time distance between them
16:00 800 miles
18:00 500 miles
20:00 200 miles
21:30 50 miles
22:00 10 miles
OMG! My boyfriend is coming! She screamed. And the distance kept decreasing.
22:10 1 mile
22:20 100 yards
22:30 1 yard
23:00 0 inch
23:10 -2 inches
????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!
6:00(next morning) 1000 miles
OOPS
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