So the other day I was out driving, and I'll admit, I had a couple of drinks. So while driving I come upon a hill and as I reach the top, 2 black people appear out of nowhere, and me, being in my inebriated state didn't see them until late it was too late. One crashes through the windshield and lands in the backseat and the other guy flies off into a field nearby. I panicked and called the cops, cops come about 10 minutes later and I explain the situation. The 2 cops walk off to talk to each other and come back about 3 minutes later. The older cop, a gentleman of about 50-60 bends down and says to me,
"Okay so here's what's going to happen. We'll get the guy in the backseat for breaking and entering, and the guy in the field for leaving the scene if a crime."
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