Donald Trump was having dinner in a restaurant on the campaign trail.
Nature eventually called so he politely excused himself from the table and headed to the men's room.
He was standing at the urinal when a tall African American man named Bubba came in and stood at the urinal next to Trump.
Bubba fished a huge dick out of his pants and started taking a long satisfying piss.
Trump looked over at Bubba's huge equipment and said "Damn, Bubba. How did you get your dick to be so big?"
Bubba said "Well, Mr. Trump, every night before I go to bed I whack it on the bedpost three times and it grows bigger each time."
Trump thanked Bubba for the tip and put his tiny pecker back into his own pants and headed back to his table.
Later than night, Trump was in his bedroom and his wife Melania was half asleep in the bed. Trump looked around the room to make sure nobody was looking then he pulled his dick out and whacked it on the bedpost three times.
*Whack! Whack! Whack!*
And Melania said "BUBBA HONEY! IS THAT YOU??"
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