Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump found themselves in the same bar.

They both ordered a beer, and soon began to talk about the economic problems facing the nation. Trump talked about creating opportunity, Sanders talked about creating income equality. Trump asked, How do you expect to achieve that?

Sanders replied that it was easy, socialists have done it for a long time. You simply take all the money from everybody, divide it up and redistribute it equally. Trump replied, “That won't work. Some people work hard to conserve and grow money, but others will just quit working and spend it; so it will soon be gone. In a year or so- all the money will be back where it was before you divided it. Sanders said, Trump- you just don't understand, and it will work in the long term. We divide it every Saturday night!

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