The two are having a great time, and finding all sorts of things in common.
"I'm Polish, but my background is actually German," said the midget.
"What a coincidence, mine too!" said Trump.
"I love my country, but all these filthy immigrants are polluting it these days," said the midget.
"What a coincidence, I feel the same," said Trump.
"And people make fun of me because 'tiny Pole' is a synonym for small dick."
"What a coi-...umm..." Donald Trump glowered angrily in silence.
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