Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St.Peter
must decide which of them gets in.
St.Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at
these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created and I'm
sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for
eternity."
St.Peter thanks Dolly and asks Diana the same question. Diana
drops her skirt and panties,takes a bottle of Perrier out of her
purse, shakes it up and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."
Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was all that about? I show
you two of God's best creations, she performs a disgusting,
pornographic act and she gets in and I don't?!"
"Sorry, Dolly but a royal flush beats a great pair any day."
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