So this guy walks into a bar and see a huge jar of $20 bills on the counter. He asks the bartender what is up with the jar.
The bartender says they are having contest and whoever wins gets all the money in the jar and that it costs $20 to enter the contest. After you enter you must complete 3 challenges and if you complete all 3 you win.
The guy asks "What are the challenges", the bartender says "Sorry man, you have to enter first".
The guy puts his $20 in the jar and says "OK, now what are the challenges".
The bartender says
1) You have drink down a 40 ouncer of Tequila
2) Out back is my pet Bitbull, he has an abscess tooth , you have to pull the tooth.
3) Upstairs is my 95 year old grandmother, you have to have sex with her.
The guys thinks about it for a while and looks at the jar and figures , what the fuck.
So he downs the bottle and stumbles outside. There is a lot of loud noises, gnashing of teeth and yelps.
The guys stumbles back and is literally rips to shreds.
He yells
"OK< where is that old lady with the abscess tooth".
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