A Catholic priest needs extra help for his confessional booth because all the junior priests are gone on a missions trip overseas.
"God", he prays, "I need extra help for the confession booth. I just can't handle all the people coming in."
God replies, "Call the Jewish Rabbi friend of yours."
"God, He is a rabbi what does he know of confessions?" He replies.
"Call him and give him a note with a list of what he will need to do it", is God's reply.
So the Priest calls his Rabbi friend and tells him of the conversation. The Rabbi points out he knows nothing about Catholic confession but the Priest reassures him so he comes to the church the next day.
The Priest has put a note in the confessional booth which covers how many Hail Mary's and Our Father's each specific sin gets and when someone comes in and confesses he gives them the amount according. It all goes well until the fourth day.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned", says a woman.
"What are your sins my child?", the rabbi replies.
"I had unprotected anal sex with my boyfriend last night and then gave him a blow job after." She replies.
The Rabbi looks at the note and there is nothing covering anal sex or blow jobs on it. He begins to worry and peaks out of his door to see a young altar boy walk by.
Sensing opportunity, he whispers for the altar boy to come over to the booth.
He asks the altar boy: "Hey, what do you get for anal sex and a blow job?"
The altar boy replies , "I am not sure what you get but I get 2 cookies and a glass of milk."
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