The doctor come into the room and says "Sir your wife is very ill and I'm afraid there isn't much we can do for her at this time." The man looks very distraught so the doctor adds in a quieter voice "look there is some anecdotal evidence that oral sex can be beneficial to people with your wife's condition, you could try that." The doctor leaves the room and 5 minutes later the cardiac arrest alarm starts going off.
The doctor rushes back into the room and exclaims "what happened?!" The husband says "I don't know, I guess she choked."
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