An orderly room clerk had to work late one evening to clear up a backlog of filing. By the time he had finished it, the office clock stood at 9:35 pm and he realised that he had missed his evening meal. Just as he was about to lock up, the telephone rang.Angrily, the soldier grabbed the receiver and said, "What do you want at this time of night? Don't you know what time it is?""Do you know who I am?" said the voice at the other end."No," said the clerk."Go on - surprise me!""I am Colonel Bull, the camp commandant!""And do you know who I am?" asked the clerk."No, I don't.""Thank Goodness for that."
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