Two policemen call in to Dispatch.
"Hello, Dispatch?"
"Yes."
"This is sergeant John Smith. We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on a floor that she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No, sir. The floor is still wet."
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