Three men stood before a judge on a charge of disorderly conduct in a public park.
Judge:
"What were you doing?"
1st man:
"Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond."
Judge:
"And what were you doing?"
2nd man:
"I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."
Judge:
"Sounds harmless. And you, were you
throwing peanuts in the pond as well?"
3rd man:
"No, sir. I AM Peanuts!"
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