Firstly, i'm not exactly sure if i'm allowed to post this type of thread. If i'm not, please redirect me to a subreddit that could possibly help before spewing mindless hatred.
A friend of mine has started dating a new girl recently and she's two years younger than him and she's underage. They've already gotten very close, if you catch my drift. Everyone's been roasting him for fun lately and he's been taking it like a champ. I've heard stuff like "Did you give her a kinder egg afterwards?" and general jokes relating to nappies, pacifiers etc. I was hoping that some of you guys could set me up with some jokes for this particular situation. Thank you and much appreciated:)
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