So a guy walks into an ice cream shop, and asks for chocolate ice cream. The cashier says, "I'm sorry sir, but we don't have chocolate." So the guy says, "oh... Ok then well I'll have chocolate then." The cashier says "sir, I'm sorry, but we don't have chocolate!" The guy says, "ok fine, I'll just take chocolate." Then the cashier says, "sir, can you spell the straw in strawberry?" Guy says, "sure, s - t - r - a - w." The cashier says, "ok, can you spell the van in vanilla?" Once again the guy says "sure, v - a - n. That's easy." The cashier then says, "ok then, can you spell the fuck in chocolate?" The guy says, "there is no fuck in chocolate!" The cashier says, "exactly."
All credit goes to my uncle, who told me this joke.
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