Three men are sitting around drinking coffee when a pastor comes up to them. "Men, I want you to think about when your life ends. What would you people to say about you at your funeral?"
The first man thinks a bit and says, "I'd like them to say I was a good family man. That I provided for my wife and children."
The second man thinks and says, "I'd like them to say I was a good Christian. That I read the scripture and lived for the Lord."
The third man says, "I hope they say 'Look! He's moving!!'"
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