So this woman goes to a bar and orders two Jack Daniels. She downs them and passes out and all the men there have their way with her.
The next weekend the woman comes back, has two Jack Daniels, passes out, and they have their way with her.
The next time she comes back, the woman orders a Coors.
"Coors? Don't you usually have Jack Daniels?"
"Yeah, but for some reason it makes my pussy sore."
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Like I said, it's dirty and fucked up. Definitely the kind I've only told to people I'm sure will take it well.
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