Kid 1: Hey, I bet you're still a virgin.
Kid 2: Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .
Kid 1: As if.
Kid 2: Yeah, just ask your sister.
Kid 1: I don't have a sister.
Kid 2: You will in about nine months.
6 months later
kid 1: Why you so fat ?
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